We are Various Garbage
We' re a webcomic about games and what happens when we play them. We love good stories, we love pretty art, but can't guarantee that we can deliver ether. We try though, we do try.
We're poor and creative and we can't figure out which is worse. Alternately a long time ago a professor was working on the formula for three perfect little girls. He included sugar, spice, and everything nice, but he mistakenly added some shitpost and the result was these three imbeciles.
Meet the Various Garbage Team
If you need to contact us we're all available on twitter at:
- @variousgarbage - Our main webcomic twitter account.
- @uncle_dogster - Uncle dogster, our writer.
- @blizzardlizard - The Lizard, the straight man to our comedy team.
Chief architect of all our stories and comics. Also a pretty swell guy
Our straight man, a stand up stalwart guy. Not nearly as cold blooded as you might think. Excellent masseuse
Your next step should clearly be to buy our crap at our store. Seriously, it's great crap, it doesn't even smell, and most of it has our logo on it, which you might even like.